Blowjob

I always thought the phrase “Blowjob” sounded negative and subordinating. It sounds like you’re being forced to do something. It gives out the impression that it’s something extremely difficult to do or is hazardous. There is also no ‘blowing’ of any sort involved and neither is it something you get paid for, thus not in actuality a ‘job’.

I think we need a more delicate phrase. A euphemism of sort. A phrase that sounds positive and much more inviting. A phrase that feels like there is a sense of care and compassion involved. A phrase that conveys modesty and beauty.

To solve this lingual predicament, I hereby coin “Lip Service” as the new “Blowjob”.

Dictionary: lip  ser·vice   (lĭp-sûr‘vĭs)

n.

1.  the insertion of the penis into the mouth

2. a sexual act short of penile vaginal penetration

3. Also. an expression of agreement that is not supported by real conviction

Usage: “David darling, you just play with your toys here alright? Grandma is going to go and give Grandpa a Lip Service.”