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A drunken man was once looking for a coat hanger after returning home from a hangar. His wife telephoned to say she was having some hang-ups and he immediately hung up on her. He decided to hang up his hang-ups by getting himself more drinks. He hung around by the bar till late before the Bartender told him he was hanging up his towel and calling it a night. The man was at this point having a splitting hang over. The man got a rope and hung the Bartender.

If a man was going to be hanged for hanging another man while he was having a hang over, how would he feel if he had a hung jury?

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