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People of the Shit

Comparing Men and Women is like comparing Constipation and Diarrhea.

One is immensely stubborn while the other highly unpredictable

One is very rigid as the other is extremely flexible

One causes suffering and the other eases discomfort

One causes a lot of bloodshed as the other cleanses the system

One is excessively slow while the other is tremendously swift

One thrusts and the other squirts

One ‘drops’ bombs as the other ‘sprays’ lies

One gets physical quickly while the other merely repeats itself over and over again

One is cold while the other is warm

One gets hard while the other gets wet

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