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Why is your wisdom tooth called a ‘wisdom’ tooth? Most people are still relatively dumb in the 20’s.

 

And strangely enough, old people; the people who are supposedly full of wisdom haven’t got a single tooth left.

 

 

Young people dislike braces because it makes them look unattractive

 

Old people wear dentures so that they will look attractive

 

 

A young person goes to the dentist to fill a tooth

 

An old person goes to the dentist to extract a tooth

 

 

A young man, feeling unimportant, has to undergo scaling – it sounds as if he needs to climb a mountain

 

An old man, feeling important, has to undergo crowning – it sounds as if he needs to be given a prize for climbing a mountain

 

 

A young woman attending a dentist usually gets asked about her wealth or job

 

An old woman attending a dentist usually gets asked about her health or pension plan

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