Study Hard. Your Parents Love You!
Young People: We are worried, about what our parents think about the people we are with; so we keep our relationships secret from them!
Question: Are your parents supposed to stop you from loving someone else?
Answer: Yes, they are supposed to make sure you’re drafted into a world of pointless careerism and indentured servitude. Where you, like them, will be paired with another success driven nut whose goal in life is to gain excess weight and materialism before discharging two more children that will be overprotected, subjugated and emotionally burdened; just like Yourself!
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