Terrorism is good for You!

Terrorism is a fascinating activity. It is fascinating because it is a truly extreme form of human behavior and most people seem to be against it. But I don’t think we should be too quick to judge terrorism and label it as something bad or evil.

So let’s have a look at terrorism and see how much of it is really…

…Entertainment

The news would be fucking boring if all you got were financial bullshit. Do you really give a fuck about the Wall Street Journal? Do you really give a shit about Dow Jones? Do you really care if the economy collapses tomorrow and mass rioting starts? I don’t, in fact I say, “BRING IT ON!”.

I wanna watch some good fun television. I wanna see a plane get hijacked by some illiterate South American guerrillas before smashing it into the Eiffel tower on Valentines Day, a high rise tower in Kuala Lumpur being bombed by geriatric Jewish fundamentalists, a bus with wheel chair bound Muslim children being blown up in Mississippi, a Swiss embassy in Korea being burnt to the ground by drunk pro-life protestors, Sarin gas being released in a subway station in London during rush hour while God Bless the Queen in Japanese plays in the background, a chemical bomb going off in Moscow followed by American flags dropping from the sky, a nuclear detonation in the UN headquarters during their Human Rights meet, a biological suitcase bomb exploding in Berlin on Hitler’s birthday with Wagner being played on all radio stations.

Why you may ask that I wanna see all of this? Because it is fucking entertainment! It gives you a big boost of adrenaline watching people running in confusion, covered in piss, blood and shit (either their own or that of others). And it shows you how one single individual or a few can cause so much of chaos, pandemonium and mayhem. It is profound, exhilarating and plain fuckin fun all at the same time.

The human mind is attracted to violence. We like it. It is satisfying. It is thirst-quenching. Violence is part of the human story. The reason you are sitting there in your chair reading this is because at some point in time in history, some person decided to kill someone else to give you the “freedom” to sit in your chair and read this.

It shows you that at some point in the past, some leader of a band of ‘apostles’ was publicly tortured, murdered and his corpse mutilated so that the public can go home with a clear conscience knowing that justice has been served and they can procreate freely without fear and your family lineage can come into existence.

What about ancient Roman Gladiator battles where the public would come in droves and see people get mauled, bitten and killed by animals and by each other all in the name of entertainment? This came from a nation who popularized ‘Separation of Power’, ‘Regular Elections’ and ‘the Republic model’, surely this must be a good idea!

The news networks themselves seem to know this, which is why they have to have repeats of all the latest terror attacks and suicide bombings; to sensationalise an issue, boost ratings and obtain profits. Violence sells and people are buying.

But of course to play safe, they never seem to get too graphic because of calls from politicians that it might psychologically affect children. These politician assholes somehow believe that children ought to be bullshitted and not be made known of the fact that politicians are commissioning the end of an entire civilization in an area of the world inhabited by brown people.

Politicians love to keep the population safe and ignorant. This is not good. Who are these over paid, over indulged and over fed politician assholes to tell the population what’s good for them and to deprieve them of fun, excitement and entertainment? Fuck em!

Man loves violence. It is self affirming; it affirms to us who is really boss on Earth, who wields the power and who makes the decisions. We might as well take violence and make it entertaining. Why live in denial? Why deny ourselves the pleasures of seeing blood? Why deny to ourselves who we really are?

Besides, terrorism…

…Makes life worthwhile

How many of you guys just jacked off before reading this? How many more will be jacking off after reading this? Bottom line, most people on this planet are leading a sorry and mundane life; where they wake up from bed, spend a few minutes wondering how shitty a day they’re going to have, get into the shower, masturbate momentarily, put their clothes on, get into their car, turn on the radio, listen to moronic DJs who laugh at their own jokes and play absolutely shit tunes, get off the car, take a long walk to your smaller-than-a-toilet-seat office space, impersonally get through your work all the while cursing your sorry and pathetic existence, have some over-processed over-priced highly unhealthy food as lunch, continue working while progressively looking at the clock more often, leave from work, maybe get a drink, hope to get laid but don’t, get back to bed and go to sleep. Wake up the next morning and repeat!

Don’t you just hope for something exciting to happen? A car in your basement blowing up? Your office building catching on fire, the fire trucks arrive and all of a sudden blowup killing all the firemen and your moron colleagues? Your neighbor being assassinated while he was having sex with his dog? The Prime Minister waking up to find his dick being connected to a loose pin of a grenade, risking a possible explosion upon de-erection of his ‘morning wood’? A military tank smashing into a nearby mosque during prayers or a church during mass?

Right about now, most of you are thinking – “Oh no way, that is just so cruel and sick!” – Bullshit!

You know you want it. You know there’s a part of you that just wants to see how the scene will look like. How the mess and the carnage will unfold? How much bodies there will be? How much ancillary damage there will be i.e. socio-cultural life, the economy, national policy, etc. Doesn’t that tickle your curiosity? Doesn’t it make you wonder how you will look at your own life?

Terrorism will give your life meaning. Terrorism will make you love your life a little bit more each time you escape a deadly attack. Terrorism makes your life worth living! You learn to cherish your life. You learn to give yourself what you deserve, what you really want; your expectations, your dreams and your desires.

In a terrorist laden world, full of danger and unpredictability, everything you do now will be filled with that much more effort, that much more emphasis, more attention, more focus, more appreciation and more love. You wanna make sure you savour everything because you could die at any moment owing to some terrorist attack. You wanna breathe every single breath with full awareness of it. Every chocolate bar will taste that much more delicious. Every ride at a local park will seem that much more thrilling. Every conversation with a friend will feel that much more significant.

You won’t lead a hollow life sitting like a dejected drone in some cubicle wasting your life away on accounts, bills, drafts, files and folders – fuck that! Why must you continue to be bothered with someone else’s shit? Let them fuckin do it themselves!

You will take risks, renounce your citizenship, leave the country, visit those places you always wanted to visit, say “fuck off” to your wife, child and parents, bungee jump, sky dive, do heroine, cocaine, weed and LSD all at the same time while your dick is being sucked by an 18 year old Eastern European Astrophysics student, break in into your first grade teachers home and masturbate on her face while she took a nap, use a religious book as toilet tissue while taking a dump by the side of a road in Shanghai during a strike by a group of disgruntled lion dancers; in short, lead a worthwhile and memorable life!

You have absolutely nothing to lose besides life. So why waste it? You better lead it to the fullest because at any given moment something could go off and your brains could be blown off! The imminent, clear and present danger of a terrorist attack is enough to make anyone reconsider their lives and inject some ingenuity and wholesomeness into it. This is why terrorism is a good thing. It makes you take your life seriously and fuckin do something with it!

But never forgetting, as we have too many fuckers walking around who really have no reason to be here, terrorism is also important as it is a mechanism for…

…Population Control

Year after year, the percentage of those succumbing to poverty and starvation seems to only get bigger. And why the fuck should we care, we’re not part of the fuckin percentage are we? Fuck it! Do you give a fuck? I certainly don’t give a fuck! And if you do give a fuck, I’m demanding that you don’t give a fuck. It’s pointless. Why the fuck do you even bother to give a fuck?

Let’s be clear here. The world operates in a very simple fashion: If you’re rich, then you’re going to have all the checks and balances working for you. The Government (which consist of your peers) will guarantee you lenient laws, widespread marketing and business opportunities, a nice tax rate, superb banking facilities, access to justice, positions in colleges and universities, good town and country planning, incentives for investments and a steady supply of high income jobs. In short, you live in a beautiful SOCIALIST economy where you are taken care off.

But if you’re poor, hell, then it’s all CAPITALISM for you isn’t it? It’s a free fuckin market bitch. Every man for his dick.

So, the system dictates that, if you’re born poor, then you ought to just blame your parents. They should’ve exercised some personal responsibility, looked for work opportunities, sucked a few more dicks, gone to school, gotten themselves educated but NO, they chose to be a lazy, weak and an inferior band of beasts (I will not call them Men) excessively reliant on Government handouts, beneficence and charity, who breed like rabbits and have no civility or moral character.

And who the fuck exactly are we kidding when we institute a “War on Poverty”? Isn’t it WAR that is causing POVERTY?! Which fuck came up with this “War on Poverty” shit? In short, we don’t really care about poverty because we all know it’s an unsolvable issue. Too many people have too much money they don’t wanna give up. And that is only fair though, because you reap what you sow! If you work hard, spend much time and effort then you deserve your money. Why should you give a fuck about some poor homeless asshole in the street or some abandoned child somewhere? They have no bearing on your life whatsoever. They don’t deserve to be alive because they can and will never contribute to your life – so fuck em!

Let’s also not bullshit ourselves with caring about the disabled, the terminally ill and the sick either. Politicians are famous for their hypocritical front page donations and magazine worthy philanthropy in order to gain voters and public confidence; so much for sincerity and humility!

For all these terminally ill and cancer assholes, I firmly believe: if you can’t wipe your own ass and/or feed yourself, then you have no place being alive on Earth. There is no need for you to experience humanness if you don’t have a life with quality. Drink some fuckin cyanide and get the fuck off this planet! Who the fuck you think you are breathing other people’s air and wasting our precious fucking resources? Fuck you! Die with some dignity at least, exercise your right to end your life; that is what self determination and personal autonomy entails. Have some decency not to bother others and most importantly, some self respect.

So fuck these vulnerable uninformed poor and sick fucks. The more detonations, explosions and blasts we have, the more we reduce these poor fucks and never have to think or deal with their shitty problems. It gives everyone else a little less of a headache and it allows us all to lead our decent lives without having to worry about mindless “problems” like ‘poverty’, ‘starvation’ and ‘homelessness’.

And notice how these terrorist attacks always take place where the poor are affected the most; the Mumbai attacks, the myriad of car bombs that go off in Pakistan, Afghanistan and Iraq, the motorcycle bombs in Thailand, the ferry bombs in Philippines, the pub bombings in Indonesia, etc. So we should instead be praising these terrorists and their actions instead of arresting or detaining them. These people mean well; they are removing the unwanted assholes that plague human society, they are helping us clean society’s shit stains, they are helping us make the world a better place. Michael Jackson would be proud of these guys! Kudos to them!

Furthermore, one can never deny that Terrorism is a form of…

…Expression

Just as literature, music, drama and artistic craftsmanship are all forms of human expression so is Terrorism.

When a guy decides to strap a bomb on and blow a convoy of US Marines at an Iraqi US Checkpoint, he is trying to make a point; he is stating his thoughts, he is voicing his opinion and he is expressing himself. Since when did expressing yourself ever become a crime? If someone has something to say or get out off themselves, they should express it whenever and wherever they like with whatever means possible.
Of course, people often resort to two arguments:

1. “You are killing innocent people.”

First of all, there is no such thing as ‘innocent people’. No one on this planet is innocent. As long as you’re born, you have taken part in the defiling of this planet. Because of your existence, someone else has had to suffer somewhere else in the world to keep you alive. Your needs have increased the amount of bullshit the people of this planet have had to deal with.

Your birth has caused one more tree to be felled. Your continuation has called for more resources to be plundered. Your actions on this planet would’ve caused the people around you to make moronic decisions which inevitably affect society and eventually the human race, most often for the worse.

You instigate the creation of a landfill and thus pollution. You create much tension, grief and torment to the people around you thus affecting them psychologically. Your inaction has in turn allowed crime, corruption and wars to go on. You are responsible for all the shit that is happening in the world today. You are guilty. You are a fucker! There are no ‘innocent people’. You are just as full of shit as the guy sitting next to you.

SO, now that we’ve established that no one is really innocent and that all is guilty – people can certainly be phased off to reduce the culpability of the species. So, terrorists are in reality, killing guilty individuals as a way of expressing their disaffection towards the way the world is playing itself out. I see no harm in that whatsoever. In fact, it is to be encouraged. I like to consider it as ‘constructive criticism’ or maybe ‘deconstructive criticism’ would make more sense.

Next argument would be:

2. “Murder simply cannot be condoned.”

Since when is it that murder cannot be condoned? What do you do when you’re hungry? You slit a chicken, to eat it. The very act of slitting a chicken’s throat is an expression; an expression of wanting to feed yourself. What do you do when a mosquito tries to bite you? You swat it; an expression of your dislike towards your blood being taken or the itchiness after the bite. When you go fishing, you hook a fish and remove it out of its habitat. That is an expression of your strength and power as a human.

Likewise, blowing something up and killing people is an expression. An expression of disapproval towards the lifestyle, creed and/or aims of a certain class of men and women. It’s another way of saying “Your continued existence will result in my death. And this is how my death will feel like. – KABOOM!”.

A lot legal people usually argue, “But your right to express yourself is affecting the rights of others!” – Bullshit. The whole point of terrorism is to induce fear and terror among the general public. That is its very design. And what is wrong with fear and terror? We don’t penalize the guy who operates a roller coaster for causing fear, now do we? Or some movie director for provoking terror with his movies? Neither do we punish the police for breaching the peace with their ridiculous sirens, home intrusions and road blocks, do we? Leave ‘Fear’ and ‘Terror’ alone, it keeps people alert, aware and it provides excitement.

The same legal people also say “But it causes physical harm!” – Bullshit! Marlboro cigarettes cause physical harm, Jack Daniels’ whisky causes physical harm and even McDonalds’ Big Mac causes physical harm – you don’t see these shits off the shelves or being illegal, do you? Smoking, drinking and eating can certainly be expressions and just because something takes a longer time to cause harm doesn’t make it any less harmful. Worst of all, they actually make you pay for these shits, while terrorism is completely free.

The very fact that you can place a bomb in the middle of a city square, explode it at rush hour and kill hundreds and hundreds of people is a fascinating and captivating idea and it should always be embraced as being the greatest form of human expression.

Conclusion: Terrorism is a completely legitimate, warranted and a necessary activity for human society. Terrorism is ultimately inspiring, it is exhilarating and it is goddamn fun! And we sure as fuck need A LOT more of it.

Hang

A drunken man was once looking for a coat hanger after returning home from a hangar. His wife telephoned to say she was having some hang-ups and he immediately hung up on her. He decided to hang up his hang-ups by getting himself more drinks. He hung around by the bar till late before the Bartender told him he was hanging up his towel and calling it a night. The man was at this point having a splitting hang over. The man got a rope and hung the Bartender.

If a man was going to be hanged for hanging another man while he was having a hang over, how would he feel if he had a hung jury?

Oprah

I greatly despise The Oprah Winfrey Show and Oprah herself. I think the show for the most part gives excessive attention on materialism and consumerism, it manufactures culture, paints Oprah as a God, highlights ridiculous issues which have no bearing on humanity and pays homage to mediocrity i.e. celebrities, Hollywood and pompous pop psychologists.

It’s just one big support group where weak, jaded and dumb Americans can bullshit themselves with ‘caring’, ‘sharing’, ‘giving’, ‘nurturing’ and ‘dreaming’.

Fuck Oprah! I hope she dies of uncontrollable diarrhoea and vaginal cancer!

Nonetheless, if the people from Oprah’s studio are looking for guests, here’s a list of people Oprah should get for her show:

An intellectual pirate

A gay mechanic

An Arab streaker

A stripper with leprosy

An elephant trainer with elephantiasis

A storytelling rapist

A transsexual terrorist

A Bangladeshi Goth

A wheel chair bound Clown

It’ll most certainly be garnering the Highest Ratings for the Year!

The Pen

The Pen may be mightier than the Sword but it’s useless without Paper.

Life is Meaningless

You know one group of cocks that are completely full of shit – these weak and soft people who think that everything happens for a reason.

This is their usual pathetic story:

A dipshit usually has something unfavourable happen to him and in order to save himself from the embarrassment, humiliation and blame arising from the event and lacking anyone else to accuse, looks up to the sky and says:

“There has to be a reason for this, everything happens for a reason.”

BULLSHIT!

Nothing ever happens for a reason besides you deciding to fuck it up or it is simply an inevitable consequence of your own stupidity or the stupidity of others.

Nothing ever happens because of some pre-meditated ‘Reason’.

If there is some ‘Force’ that knows the past, present and future and is secretly controlling events and fucking things up on this planet for some Reason, then we need to find this fucking ‘Force’ and destroy it ASAP because it’s making life difficult for the 6 million children who die in Africa annually and the few thousand women who have their clitoris mutilated in Somalia yearly.

Human life itself is not here for some ‘Reason’. There is no special reason or divine motive behind it. It simply is here. We developed Intelligence and Intelligence helped us get this far. Is that such a difficult concept to grasp?

To take a shit because you feel like taking a shit? To piss on a cat because you feel like pissing on a cat? To beat your cousin on his head with a glass dildo because you hate the fuckin prick?

Why must everything have some kind of miraculous mumbo jumbo abracadabra bullshit associated with it? Can’t people just take ‘shitting’ for what it is rather than associating ‘mysticism’, ‘divinity’ and ‘prophesy’ with it? Must we make bullshit part of our national diet all the time?

Consider the following:

Premise 1: Dinosaurs, when alive 65 million years ago, were at the top of the food chain.
Premise 2: A meteorite crashed into the Earth, altered the Earth’s climate drastically and they died out.

Conclusion: If the meteorite didn’t fucking hit the Earth, we wouldn’t be fucking here! Human life would not have had the opportunity to thrive. Thus our “oh-so-God-given-life” that we so preciously think is sacred is nothing more than a meaningless fucking accident.  Life is like a piece of turd; floating in a pool of water not because there was a Reason for it to be there but simply because it seemed like a good place for somebody to take a shit in!

And just to end the debate completely and put an end to these other bunch of losers who say:

“Everyone is here for a reason!”

Yeah, sure, everyone is indeed here for a reason. The reason is that your dad forgot to put on a condom and your mum was too much of a pussy not to get a fuckin abortion!

And now we have to listen to you babble about dumb shit things like ‘Reason’, you miserable fuckin no good cunt!

Hey, suck my dick!

Selling Out

Dogs are Wolves that sold out.

Boredom

‘Boredom’ is easily one of the most profound states of being. It is quite possibly the most authentic and most truthful human experience; to have nothing to do, to feel like not wanting anything to do, to do nothing. To wait, engulfed with disenchantment, till the next spark of a thought comes along before being engaged in fiery physical action.

Boredom is a stationary moment between moments where recognition of the sheer emptiness of life is achieved; how mundane existence is, how uninspiring the world around you is, how all that we do is merely moved by self manufactured ‘motivation’. All actions are taken because our mind has motivated itself to take it.

The mind very readily blankets itself with ‘incentives’ that help drive this ‘motivation’.

When you have a sudden craving for a cacophonic burst of inner ‘warmth’, your mind incites you to find an item that provides it; let us say an ice cream, and you chase after the ice cream man before quickly purchasing one and hastily endearing the ice cream cone, cherishing every single lick, every single moment – the after effect; a tempestuous whirlpool of ecstasy and euphoria; a climactic conflation of all that is ‘happiness’.

Happiness is indeed a nice feeling. It gives you meaningfulness in life and it also makes life worth living knowing that you have somehow, with your actions, promoted more of this ‘happiness’ within yourself or among the people around you. Most people even say that giving happiness to others is a ‘selfless act’. I strongly disagree. In fact, I say it is the very opposite.

No action is selfless. All actions are selfish. You crave for happiness. You like happiness. You want happiness.

You’d be willing to do a lot just to see others happy which in turn makes you happy. The only reason you do it is because you like the feeling of happiness. You want it. You need it. You desire it.

You’d be eager to do anything to promote it as long as you achieve it; as long as you gain for yourself the emotional high associated with ‘happiness’.

That to me doesn’t at all sound selfless. It sounds tremendously selfish. You are selfish. You are placing yourself first. You only really care for yourself.

Boredom allows us to reflect on these paradoxical moments and to realise that the more motivated we are to achieve and promote happiness, the more selfish we become. The less bored we are, the more infatuated we become. The less still we are, the more destructive we are.

So the next time you’re sitting at home yammering about how bored you are, be silent instead and take some time to consider how selfless an act being Bored really is. It is the pinnacle of selflessness. It is you at its most authentic.

Money

Money can’t buy you happiness

It’s hard to say that to a beggar or a homeless person.

5 major Assholes that need to be fucked majorly in the Asshole!

So I’ve been mucking around for about 3 months, taking time off from blogging and I haven’t been complaining about any-fucking-thing at-fucking-all. So without further ado, my fellow friends, I am going to jump straight into it and start my list of 5 major Assholes that need to be fucked majorly in the Asshole! (in no particular order, of course!).

People who visit Spas

What the fuck kinda insolvent lives do these motherfuckers have? These dingbats are usually the cocksucking yuppies of the corporate world whom you see meandering through their white collar jobs in mundane criminal joints like banks, financial institutions, accounting firms, tax advising companies, investment consultants and multi-national corporations pretending to look important with their laptops, mobile phones and mp3 players. No good bunch of swine that do nothing but waste precious space here on Earth.

And these fuckers after procuring, through their corporations, some of the most vilest and disgusting crimes against humanity and the planet – mass deforestation, over fishing, oil drilling, open burning, worker discrimination, excessive mining, displacement of indigenous population, supporting corrupt foreign regimes, funding weapons production, backing dictators, sponsoring child soldiers, subsidizing genocides, producing unhealthy food, polluting the water supply, defiling the skies with toxic properties, bribing government officials, cheating consumers, laundering money for human trafficking, tainting the landscape with their faeces looking advertisements, wasting television time with inane ads, selling low quality garbage, putting local traders out of business, constructing culture, manufacturing consent among the population and demotivating the pursuit of knowledge and truth among the nation – need to unwind, de-stress and tune out at these ridiculously over-priced, over-elaborate and over-decorated shit houses called Spas.

It is in these places where they get their milk baths, foot reflexology, oil massages, facials, salt scrubs, skin toning, skin moisturizing, skin exfoliation, facial peels, steaming, sauna, therapeutic baths, aromatherapy dips, mineral spring baths, manicure, pedicure, body wraps, waxing, weight loss advice, nutritional counseling to bullshit them into thinking that somehow they deserve all the above shit and have contributed to the betterment and well being of the fuckin planet. Fuck you!

The ignorance of these people fuckin makes me sick! Don’t these people know the kind of filth they shit on the world? The amount of mess they create while they drench themselves in an opiate of “wellness” and “relaxation”? The turmoil, bloodshed and horror they smear on the world through their impersonal bureaucratic narcissism? What sickening ignorance! These people should feel ashamed of themselves.

But! Perhaps that’s why they visit these spas, because deep down in them they feel a need to cleanse themselves from the gut wrenching guilt, the flaring heartache and the tumultuous tempest of shame. It is a baptismal rite of sort; a kind of temporary assuage from the goriness of cold corporatism, a purification of their blood stained hands, a mirage of comfort and peace away from a business-place so ridden with disease, greed and an insatiable hunger for wealth, power and fame. It now beckons that, in reality, these people are a weak bunch of shits! And yet still, a bunch of selfish cunts.

What ever happened to age old Granma remedies of de-stressing like oral sex? What the fuck ever happened to handjobs? And why the fuck has it become so hard for guys to go down on girls? If these losers can inject a little oral sex into their lives, they’ll feel so much more proud about themselves, not to mention they’ll be saving themselves a ton of money, effort and sparing themselves all the nonsensical “health” bullshit these retarded spa wankoffs fill their heads with.

Also, it’s your only time to get to know your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife and perhaps be reminded by them of the kind of fucker you really are and how you should quit your job immediately and go work in a Norwegian fishing vessel in the North Sea with a bunch of sex deprived one eyed anal sex loving sailors!

As long as these people refuse to comply with my demands, I suggest these people need to be dipped into a big pool of cyanide and be pissed on by a gang of angry psychopaths at a local high security prison before being lathered with rabbit blood and tossed into a pit filled with rabies infected hyenas.

Wow, that was a heavy burden of my chest. 3 months is a long fucking time! Now for the next bunch of cunts!

Over enthusiastic Feminists

This is one really sickening bunch of ass-wipes which deserve to be sodomised with a whaling harpoon during a cold Antarctic blizzard and later made to undergo an un-anaesthetized surgical procedure involving the removal of their vaginas to be sold to a Vietnamese fish market in downtown San Francisco.

Now, I say this with great sincerity: I truly agree with feminists and I give them my 100% support. I agree that Women have been beaten, scarred, tortured, scalded, drowned, bought, sold, kicked, punched, pounded, stomped, abused, slapped, choked, whipped, mutilated, burnt, mangled, mauled, executed, raped, gang-raped, orally fucked, anally probed, molested, harassed, victimized, discriminated, prejudiced, spat on, pissed on, ejaculated on and even shat on throughout the centuries by Men; a group of people notorious for being highly insecure about the size of their penis while being utterly irrational and downright completely full of shit.

BUT, I intend to focus on this new wave of overly enthusiastic feminists who seek not to empower women and help women in poverty, penury and destitution but to vilify anyone who maintains some so called ‘inappropriate male chauvinist word’ in their vocabulary. I have a problem with anyone who tells me how to speak or what words I can and cannot use. The control of language is the control of thoughts. Period.

I do agree that ‘Chairman’ needs to be ‘Chairperson’ and that ‘Men at Work’ needs to be ‘Work in Progress’ but to tell me that I can no longer call my female friends ‘dear’, ‘gal’ and ‘babe’ or ‘hot’, ‘sexy’ and ‘fine’ when they themselves have no problems with it and in fact consider it to be a compliment, is nothing more than an attempt to fuck with my thoughts and to infringe on my freedom to be myself.

Besides, if you study these feminists carefully, you’ll realise that they are completely full of shit themselves. Most of these feminists are rich, upper class, highly educated dipshits who are really only in this movement out of pure self interest, personal glorification and a need to feel important.

They don’t really give a shit about indigenous women being harassed by city dwellers, slum-living matriarchs having to take care of 12 children, rural living girls who are currently pregnant with their stepfather’s child, poor women who are subverted by religious bigots, ethnic minority women who are deprived of educational opportunities or young refugee girls raped by AIDS infected soldiers – Nah they’re only interested in dumb superficial shits like words, sign posts and forms! What a bunch of fuckin hypocrites!

I have more respect for the above affected women than any of these over enthusiastic feminist posers.

To the affected women mentioned above, I salute and bow down before you.You are proof of strength, courage and intrepidness; even with the shittiest conditions in life, these women still come out on top, living to see another day. These women embody what is truly real about a Woman. All must draw their inspiration from them.

To feminists who really give a shit: Stop blaming men. No amount of blaming is ever going to solve the problem you have now. You can start your mission by getting your hands dirty and educating all women, regardless of class, ethnicity, religion or nationality, that they aren’t weak. You battle is half won if you could just work on that.

In the meantime, get yourself a vibrator and bask in the joys of a womanly orgasm!

Next bunch of cocksuckers are:

Motivational Speakers

I have great sympathy for employees who owing to their greedy money-grabbing employers hire numbskull shitheads like these motivational speakers to somehow fill the heads of his employees with baloney. It must take an employer with no scrupulous whatsoever to subject his employees to such degrading dictation; to place them under hours of brainwashing made for the sole, devious and crafty purpose of increasing productivity and bringing in more profits for him – fucking unemotional cunt!

An employer like this doesn’t give a fuck about you, your well being or your family. All he cares about is how much of your life he can waste in the office so he can successfully ‘maximise profits’ and ‘increase revenue’. An employer like this has no respect for the people that make his business possible; workers are treated like chattel, to be filled with lies, worked till exhaustion and expended when no longer workable; the employee, made into a dumb docile parrot incapable of reasoning, logic or any real social interaction – merely conditioned to follow orders, bend over and be fucked in the asshole when appropriate.

And who are the jackholes that make all of this possible? The wanking motherfucking Motivational fucking Speakers of course! The modern day equivalent of Joseph Goebbels. The would-have-been poster boys for the Nazi’s Ministry of Public Information and Propaganda. Fucking jackholes!

All these fucktards do are give people intense psychosis about power, loyalty, care, share, hope, support, here, now, energy, move up, get up, stand up, target, open, release, breathe in, breathe out, confidence, enthusiasm, expectation, movement, strength, initiative, dynamic, positive, proactive, trust, focus, attention, concentration, commitment, friendship, motion, emotion, building, constructing, harnessing, guiding, leading, following, agreeing, compromising, improving, creating, innovating, communicating, furthering, balancing, body language, role model, self esteem, peak performance, key performance, people person, soft skills, personal development, team player, goal oriented, outcome based, results driven, time saving, income generating, personal service and unbacked claims which start with the phrase “Research has shown that…” .

In truth, all they actually really need is one word – BULLSHIT!

Hours and hours are wasted by these motivational assholes by spewing forth vacuous repetitious shit that only serve to dull the mind and dupe unsuspecting hardworking people of modest means into engaging in mundane unchallenging jobs with a shitty fuckin pay. These assholes don’t give a fuck about you! These people are doing one of the dirtiest deeds ever (right next to a priest might I add) – filling your head with shit, filth and garbage!

And these motivational assholes love the attention don’t they? That’s why they’re in this shit criminal enterprise of perpetrating fraud and dishonesty to begin with. Somehow the idea that they can play God with people’s feelings and emotions appeals to them; coercing people to behave as they want them to, deviously abusing language and anchoring false meaning, pretences and concepts into people’s minds.

Somehow these deprived motivational assholes find these activities validating to their own meaningless existence. Deep in them these assholes know that they are useless insecure losers. No skills, no talents, no expertise, nothing. Only a mouth full of shit!

These are the worse kind of criminal assholes you’ll find on the face of the Earth; providing masses of shit for the masses and getting paid in masses while preying on the weak, picking on those that differ, suppressing legitimate pleas for help, inciting guilt in the innocent and promoting a culture of ruthlessness, militancy and hostility – just like a fuckin Cult – shades of Jonestown my friends! Shades of Jonestown indeed!

If these people want the attention, I say we give it to them. These fuckers need to have their testicles stolen from them while they’re asleep and have it fed to a pack of hungry mongooses high on crack cocaine. And their dicks glued into the asshole of a geriatric woman at an old folks home who has lost all control of her bowels.

Life is ultimately pretty fucking simple folks. If you see a need to be motivated in your job, then you’re in the wrong job. The reason you’re demotivated is cause your job sucks. That’s the reality of it. Quit now before you regret later.

And fuck these assholes when they tell you “You need ‘team spirit’” or that “You need to work as a ‘team’!”. Fuck off! If you can’t work with the team, it doesn’t mean that there’s something wrong with you, it simply means that there’s something wrong with the team. They can’t fucking think for themselves like you can, hence why they need to group together like the weak shit that they are and form a fuckin ‘team’! Goddamn weak fuckin pussies. This planet is not reserved for weak people, that I can assure you. Move on.

The next time one of these motivational wankers comes to your office to give you a “training”, walk up to him, show him your middle finger and say “SUCK MY SHIT ASSHOLE!”. Then quit your job and go do something worthwhile with your life!

People from the New Age movement

Jesus Holy Mother of Anus! These pricks are worse than a syphilis infected prick.

These deprived lunatics and their ridiculous perversions on magnets, wind chimes, tarot cards, joss sticks, incense, crystals, minerals, jades, palmistry, astrology, fortune telling, crystal balls, charms, cauldrons, wands, oils, candles, gemstones, crystals, chalices, runes, talking boards, pendants, cloaks, daggers, necklaces, beads, rings, scarves, pentagrams, crosses, talismans, amulets, flower essences, altars, oil lamps, weird looking Feng Shui shit, statues, figurines, dyes, hennas, spell casting books, prophesies, séances, rituals, ceremonies, spirit cleansing, healing, chanting and dowsing is just bringing the entire species down in terms of intellect and intelligence.

Living in the 21st century one would think that these dark ages mumbo jumbo abracadabra shit would be long flushed down into the toilet – BUT NO! – what we have instead is an accumulating population of neurotic shitheads who believe that life on this planet and the actions of all its inhabitants are dictated by stars and planets, months and light years away; that somehow the very moment a baby drops out of a vagina to the very moment a piece of shit drops out of your asshole to the very moment an old fuck drops from his wheel chair in an old folks home covered in his own shit, are all determined by a group of insignificant stars in the fringes of some galactic shithole somewhere. Insane fucking kooks!

You know something that really bothers me? It is how society operates such a disgruntling double standard when it comes to treating people. We brand these New Age assholes as “mystics”, “sages” and “enlightened ones” but if say some guy walks up to a square in the middle of a city and claims that he is a cybernetic extra-terrestrial faecal matter transposed into Earth from a different inter dimensional cellular membrane after having been transferred through an infinite oceanic flow of flatulent gasses from where an All Powerful All Knowing All Present Force had instructed him to save mankind by manufacturing cheeseless pizzas and coating it with pesticide, shoe laces and cow diarrhea; what do we do? – WE LOCK THIS GUY UP IN A MENTAL ASYLUM!

Why doesn’t the same standard apply to these New Age fuckoffs who believe in the same ridiculous unproven moronic claims?

What’s even worse is the amount of money these fucktards make by duping innocent people of their life savings while filling their heads with empty promises and false hopes. Why is there a defence afforded to these con jobs? Is this really the kind of shits we want alive and walking the streets? At which point do we start the public executions of these mentally crippled cretins?

The problem with these fucks is that they are simply too shallow and too ignorant. They find it difficult dealing with the realities of life; the sheer simplicity of a world dictated by malicious Men rather than some so called benevolent invisible “Spirit”, “Energy” or “Soul”.

So, to deal with their ignorance, they have to make believe some nonsensical shit to give themselves some construct by which to lead their decrepit, disgusting and pointless lives; primitive, antiquated and archaic practices which do nothing but placate inquiry and make a mockery of life itself; pushing the species a little further back into the shitter.

These people have no appreciation of life and therefore we must terminate them one at a time with as much pain, suffering and torture as possible.

I think society should be much more proactive in killing some of these money grabbing cunt sniffers. Why can’t we just sodomise these cockholes with a nice razor sharp pentagram before drowning them in a sewage tank and put it live on national television as a prime time special? We could call it New Age Sewage. Good ratings I tell ya!

Next on the hit list….

Rappers who aren’t Black

If you’re any other colour besides black or do not consider yourself an African American or Caribbean then you have and will never have any authority rapping about anything.

It makes me utterly sick when I see white people and Asian people rapping. What the fuck do these people have to rap about? I cringe when I see the state of music in America these days; the country has come to be filled with part time posers and full time losers, rapping has become something “cool”. Worst of all, rapping and hip hop has become a ‘fad’ or a ‘trend’, and that my friends is no way to treat a genre of music that has expressed the heartfelt view of the 80’s and 90’s black American youths. Stop destroying and infiltrating the culture of others. Be proud of your KKK and your Kung Pao Chicken Rice.

Here’s a guide to ‘When you should Rap’ – when you have experienced or have been subjected to the immediate and/or distant effects of slavery, racism, police brutality, prison life, gang fights, drug dealing, gun crime, matriarchal family, poverty and racist white politicians. If you haven’t had any experience with more than 4 of above, then you can’t rap about anything. Stay at home and let your mummy wank you off every night before you go to bed.

And to all Malaysian rappers, I say FUCK YOU! You lame bunch of retarded good for nothing talentless unskilled shits. What the fuck do you know about rapping? You piece of shit pretentious superficial assholes. What the hell are you even doing being alive and duping naïve teenagers with your brand of low quality lo-fi stream of incoherent syllables which you call ‘rap’ or ‘hip hop’ and with your so called ‘beats’ which you surprisingly and deceptively pass off as ‘music’. Go fuck yourself with a bamboo after your Granpa is done using it as a play-toy to fuck his 9 year granddaughter before using it to cook lemang with.

What on Earth do you even have to rap about? Some retarded pompous Asian chick dancing in a club gave you a hard on and you went home and jacked off to her? You come from some weird watered down part of Malaysia which nobody gives a fuck about? You have all the girls you want but yet can’t stay in the same room with them for the fear of being raided and charged with Khalwat? The fact that you’re living the high life but could be charged with consuming alcohol in the Syariah court? The fact that your mum and dad sponsored the making of your EP, singles and album? Fuck you!

And take that idiotic baggy pants of yours and shove it up the cunt of your “producer” and that disgusting yellow and green Fubu tee and ram it up the asshole of your “manager”. You are a disgrace to this country, your family and yourself.

In order to be a rapper, you must have lived life as a black American lower class youth; to feel the sheer sense of jadedness, alienation and disenchantment of a fate that is just inhumanely crippling. Take the black family structure throughout the last two centuries and you’ll see how affected black kids have been in America.

‘Father figures’ have been almost absent. Pre-slavery, most African tribes practiced polygamy which meant there was never a father. During slavery, men were separated from the women and children, yet again no fathers. Post slavery, economic depression forced men to leave their families because they couldn’t cope with supporting the family, once more no fathers. This is just the family. Let’s not forget the other myriad of problems that face black people in America. ‘Rap’ and ‘Hip hop’ were the pinnacle of black expression – a voice of dissent towards a Nation festooned with illusions of “Freedom” and “Liberty” – in other words, Bullshit!

Till any one of these un-black rappers doesn’t experience any of the above, I think you should save yourself some time and go insert your cock into a grinder and sing something by Sinatra or any of the other rich fuck loving crooners who sound like they’re having a serious case of bleeding constipation. Then blow a cat’s dick and shove a live grenade up your ass. Be gone assholes! Be gone from this world!

Conclusion: Folks, I’m glad to be back!

Good Energy

Life is like a charge of electricity. You move on through space trying to disperse yourself and your thoughts as much as you can before you finally disappear. Brings new meaning to term – Good Energy!