Has there ever been porn featuring actresses dressed like nuns? What could be the names of those films? Here’s a couple of my suggestions:
Confession Erection
Sanctus Anus
Analleuia
8men
Mary’s Virgin (This one has gotta be lesbian porn!)
The Last Sucker
Head & Grind
Corpussy Christiana
Jesus the Vaseline
Have My Rear, Ave Maria
The Wedding at Anal
5 holes and 2 fists
The Cumming of the Lord
The Apostle Simon Pecker
Noah’s Cock
“And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country”…John F. Kennedy (1961)
“Are you a politician asking what your country can do for you or a zealous one asking what you can do for your country? If you are the first, then you are a parasite; is the second, then you are an oasis in a desert.”…Kahlil Gibran (1925, The New Frontier)
Reflect. Just reflect. If you reflect silently, you will feel a huge fire that burns eternally; giving warmth, comfort and relief to all who stand around it. It burns with great vigour and merely looking at it gives one life. It shuns away all that is dark, cold and drear. It fills time and space with feelings, emotions and sentience.
It is precious and divine. It beckons you to take it and it gives tirelessly without dimming. It knows not differences only similarities. We courageously put our candle forward and take a small piece of it home. We light our quarters, the abode of our loved ones and we brighten our nights. The fire gives us solace and it makes us whole.
When we gaze at the night sky, we see its remnants scattered all across the cosmos; a great reminder that ‘All is One and One is All’. The fire gives us reflection and we finally see ourselves.
But just as Fire needs Wood to burn so does the Mind need the Body to live. Each pulse; a testament of our source – Every breath; an infinite leap – Each thought; a recollection of aeons.
Always remember, when our candles end, so will our fire…but at this moment…right here, right now…the fire makes us real.
This is Life – Your Life – From the eternal Fire you come as the eternal Fire you must be.
Art courtesy of Alex Grey
The average person always thinks he’s above average.
This is how it began.
A group of men sat together and discussed about life while a bonfire blazed away. One very patient and observant man began enlightening the rest about the sky. He observed and noticed that certain celestial alignments gave way to certain earthly seasons which in turn allowed him to predict the right time to sow seeds and harvest crops. He also noticed a similar pattern in the rising of the rivers which helped in irrigation and water consumption. He was able to forecast the movement of the Sun throughout the year and was able to conjure up allegories to explain this knowledge to others. The rest of the men were at awe when they heard him. They appointed him as their leader because of his wisdom; they told him he could assist them, he could guide them and he could control them. The Man does so.
As of his appointment, he had great fervour to want to help his people and he feels grateful for the respect they have given him. The man would spend hours observing Nature and how it functioned, incorporating its features and feats into objects. He would learn its principles and apply them to everyday life – Technology. He astonished people with his tools, inventions and contraptions and he made their lives easier but he always made sure they never knew the mechanisms of it. The people appreciated his gifts, they appreciated his service and they appreciated him. He became a master at his field and would employ bright members of society to assist him but he always kept his knowledge within a set circle; never divulging too much for the fear of losing power. He saw himself as being different from everyone else. He considered himself great, superior and divine; the son of God. He glorified himself and the people blindly followed. What he said, they obeyed. What laws he made, they followed. When he declared war, they died. They are made to compete and hate their neighbours on the adjacent land. He divided the people into 4 groups depending on their occupation and wealth. The groups dressed and spoke differently. He got the people to build him tombs that looked like mountains and his death was akin to a season. He was God and the people revered Him. Their worship went to Him. Their religion was Him.
As soon as He died, His son takes over the throne claiming He is divine bloodline. Having never experienced pain and suffering, He rules with an iron fist; hurting, killing and massacring anyone who dissents. He pillages, enslaves and discards at will, sucking all the Earth has to offer and spitting out waste, disease and death. He dies and His son takes over. He dies and His son takes over. He dies and His son takes over. He dies and His son takes over. He dies and His son takes over. Succession was Automatic. The people fear Him and their neighbours hated Him. The people are now weak. The people are dying. Life is treachery. Life is suffering. Life is slavery. The Metropolis looks like an altar dedicated to Him. White shinning quartz topped structures with beautiful temples commemorating the divine bloodline, each with a belief system modeled after the astro-theological philosophy of the Gods that ruled. His story is their education. His life is their life. His death is their death. But one Man wakes up one day to see through the façade. He gathers everyone, wakes them up and empowers all. They fight against their God and they win!
The people elect the awakened Man as their new leader. He divides the spoils to all equally. Everyone wants to be equal. Everyone is equal. The man works very hard to ensure that all is equal so that the people can experience a new life; one in which all can have that which they should and all can be happy. The people begin to focus on their lives momentarily and rebuild it. They eventually begin paying less regard for the Man. The pool of resources that the Man has which he must divide equally to all begins to tempt him. He believes that he should get more, a lot more, for his efforts in keeping everyone content. He begins usurping the wealth for himself and for his family, slowly distancing himself away from the Community as he finds them to be selfish and unthankful. The people, experiencing a sudden drop in resources suddenly cry for more. They want to be secure and ask for there to be more. The people begin taking their grievances to the streets demanding for more, commanding for more; choices and tastes, stimuli and fascination. Some people begin coercing their neighbours to join them. The Man fears that he might be overthrown if his misdeeds were known. Some people approach the Man to obtain a share from the pool of resources in the hopes that they can develop new alternatives and flavors. He seizes this opportunity and he gives them a share from the pool but not without an interest in their endeavours.
With this new found Capital, the people develop structures and opportunities for all while providing new options and variety for the population. The Man is rewarded for his provisions. The people are finally happy. Whatever they ask for, someone will be willing to make it for them. Each time someone makes it, he provides more jobs to the people. The population is busy and their thoughts never wander to consider the Man or his actions. Now and then, the Man allows for items that help the people relieve their stress; chemicals to be inhaled, beverages to be drunk, trends to be adopted and portable games which help keep the minds of the people pacified. The Man uses a public screen with moving pictures to tell the people what they should believe in and who they should love. The people believe whatever the Man has to say for he seems to give them all they need, by secretly robbing from their neighbours. The Earth is pillaged further to create credit. People go to financial buildings to get this credit to create more structures and opportunities. Some people begin to get rich and some people begin to get poor. The rich begin to get richer and the poor begin to get poorer. This goes on for a long time and suddenly…… it collapses. Everything collapses. Life is crushed by people obtaining things they don’t need with wealth they don’t have.
The Man has long left with most of the wealth and the people are left in shambles. The environment becomes a wild and hostile place causing severe harm and catastrophes to the people. Many people have died and many others are in agony. The people are lost and confused. The people have no hope. The people no longer believe in themselves. So, they gather around a bonfire and talk about life when one observant man enlightens the rest about his invention that allows for the harnessing of Energy with minimal effort. The people listen contently to him explain about this Technology. The people were at awe when they heard him. They appointed him as their leader because of his wisdom. He proceeds to mend the economy by combining it with those of the hated neighbours. Maps will be redrawn to allow more movement and uniform decision making. All will be under One government. The people and their neighbours give this man their authority; they want him to assist them, to guide them and to control them…and the Man does so…
Everyone is proud about their race, ethnicity, nationality, national origin and religion without for a minute thinking how shallow most of these categories are.
Say you’re an Indian Muslim and the moment you were born you were kidnapped and taken close to the Arctic Circle where you were raised by a bunch of Eskimos. You would for the rest of your life consider yourself an Eskimo without for once questioning your culture, tradition, practices or beliefs.
You would live comfortably in an igloo during horrendous blizzards. You would eat the meat of whales, walruses and seals. You would most certainly clothe yourself with skin taken from an animal you cut open yourself. Even if you somehow came around to finding a mirror and looked at yourself, the weather would’ve conditioned you to look very much like an Eskimo.
Oh and you can certainly forget about Allah S.W.T. cause you would’ve NEVER have heard of him in the Artic Circle. You would instead be worshipping Sedna, Goddess of the Sea!
It is of utmost importance to realise that you are who you are because others have told you who you are. Without others, you would be ‘tabula rasa’; empty, void and open.
Now, if we all wanted to solve our bigotry, prejudice and schisms – we just have to return to ‘tabula rasa’ , consider each person as you and our lives will be made anew!
Advertisers first started with:
Buy One get One free
They then realised that that made it sound like they were selling unwanted excess. The word ‘Free’ made it sound cheap. So they manufactured the promotion as:
Two for the price of One
This time around the ‘Two’ is accentuated giving people the illusion that they are getting more than they bargained for, but when at the counter you would realise you aren’t paying for one of the items; making the items seem low-cost and even suggesting low-quality. So they moved into:
Buy Two for Half price
You actually have to think this one out to comprehend it. It has the ‘Two’ but it cites ‘Half price’ giving you the illusion of discount and making you presume you’re still paying for both and getting the same quality.
Sadly though, you’re still being fucked with the same bullshit only repackaged with a fancier wrapping paper!
1. People who honk their horns as soon as the traffic lights turn green
What the fuck?! Patience you idiot! I drive a Manual car. Automatic are for pussies! I need to shift the fucking gear in and if you need to be some place quick then you should’ve left your home early you miserable sex-deprived motherfucker! This is the kind of people who are probably premature ejaculators who are done fucking 20 seconds BEFORE they get their pants off!
2. People who make children or youths march (for any purpose whatsoever)
Nazi Germany anyone? Are we that power crazy that we have to force innocent unsuspecting children and youths to walk in series lifelessly to the same beat? Fuck you! First, they make you march, then operate a M-16 and then eventually they instruct you to kill – and they ever so courteously call it ‘National Service’. Doesn’t matter whether you label it ‘Patriotism’, ‘Respect’ or ‘Honour’, to me, forcing someone to ‘move’ without an emergency is a violation of personal autonomy and a crime against humanity! Anyone that makes children or youths march deserves to have their anus probed by a moving drill while ‘Silent Night’ plays in the background!
3. People who light a cigarette in front of you without requesting your permission to invade your lungs with their filth
Hey, I don’t mind but make sure you blow your smoke on your cancer stricken grandma first who I would passionately give gonorrhea to, if I had it! The nerve of these foul stinking fucks to blow the scum from their lungs on me; invading my space and destroying my ability to enjoy the clean air around me. We go on bitching about how we want to END poverty, crime and corruption but yet we can’t even control this disgusting personal habit of ours; what the fuck kinda assholes are we? People like this need to have their dicks sprayed with industrial grade hydrochloric acid and their screams recorded and put into a compilation CD. I bet you it’ll be on the Billboard Top 100 Modern Rock charts for 9 years. Maybe even win a Grammy Award for Best Metal Album!
4. People who talk about how smart their young children, grandchildren, nephews, nieces, cousins or any young infant in their family are
Well, I hope that little kid chokes on your mother’s dildo and suffocates to death while watching violent sadomasochistic German animal porn! If a child hasn’t gone to school then nobody can ever know whether this kid is going to be a Tesla or a Moron. Babies and those below 6 generally do a lot of cute things that people tend to pass off as being “smart” but if they’re not talking about calculus or reading Heidegger’s Being and Time then they probably know jack shit! A Test: If your child still needs you to clean his ass for him then that’s a fine indicator that he is just as full of shit as you are!
5. People who carry cameras wherever they go and have a ‘pose’ when they take pictures of themselves
Face the facts! You’re Ugly! You are Butt Ugly! You always have been and you always will be. Carrying a camera only accentuates your need to affirm your ugliness and bullshit yourself into thinking that there’s some hidden beauty in your “signature” pose. Slit your wrist, take a picture of yourself and get your mum to post it up on Myspace. That to me would be extremely validating and highly fulfilling. Also I’ll make it a point to come for your funeral just so I can piss on your carcass before they close the coffin!
6. People who tell me how much their parents love them and each other
Who the fuck cares? Why the fuck should I even give a fuck? I hope they die in a violent car crash involving a garbage truck, a wheel chair and a bulldozer. And I hope you were in the middle of the wreckage, taking a pee when it happened! The fact that you’re sitting here telling me this shit goes to show your parents didn’t really love each other at all! If they did, they wouldn’t have fucked to bring you into this world, instead they would’ve gone exploring their love and the world without a need to conform to social pressure and kill their love to conceive a shithead like you. They don’t REALLY love you, you’re just someone they have to take care off because you couldn’t feed yourself or clean your own shit stains. People like this should inject a little fire into their hopeless lives; try bungee jumping without a cord or skydiving without a parachute or lion hunting without a gun. I assure you it will be stimulating and fuckin fun!
7. People who start off a conversation with “So, where do you go clubbing?”
Clubbing sucks just as badly as you! C’mon folks think about it for a second, you waste 5 days of your life surrounded by noise and pestilence (other people) only to subject your weekend to more noise and more pestilence (other people)? Get fuckin real! Go home and jack-off on your dog or something! In fact people who go clubbing are themselves full of horse shit. They are extremely dim, weak-willed, superficial and fuckin primitive; these are the people who are responsible for destroying the nation’s gene pool. To top all of that, these people are also extremely desperate for attention and would sink to great lows just to prove their “masculinity” or “femininity”. Guys get into fights and girls get too drunk and wonder the next day why they woke up without their pants on, gagged, tied and with a sore ass in the middle of some alleyway in Eastern Europe.
8. People who change their mobile phones or any hand held mobile electronic gizmo or gadget on a monthly basis
You’re a nobody. Having the latest phone is not going to make you cool, well respected or liked. If it does, then you obviously need some real friends. Gone were the days of ‘sentimental value’ and ‘prized possessions’; everything now is temporary, disposable and obsolete – just like the people that use them! It is these kinda motherfuckers that cause for excessive despoiling of the environment, inhumane treatment of workers in China and child labour in India because they can’t seem to be fuckin happy with what they have. These people are a real bunch of unappreciative dipshits who lead bankrupt and mundane lives while offloading their bullshit on others. Every time I meet people like this, I’m tempted to dip them in BBQ Sauce and let a few Grizzly Bears loose on them, film the whole thing and put it up on Youtube with the title “Winnie the Pooh goes Apeshit!”.
9. Guys who talk about how fast their computers are or how much RAM size or hard disk space they have
Over compensating for their insecurity about their small penises. Period. There is no other reason why a guy would talk about shit like this. Same reason why guys need big cars, big houses and big bank accounts; to compensate for their lack of confidence and lack of individuality – so they cower in huge illusions of security hoping that some dumb bimbo will be impressed and have sex with them, get married and pump out 2.3 shitty children that they can praise about. Old outdated “macho” bullshit that’s just embarrassing and hindering the human species from evolving. They then die miserably still talking about their RAM size and hard disk space. Guys like this need to have their balls hooked to a jet ski with a brick on the accelerator!
10. Girls who try to emulate celebrities
I love girls and generally find them to be FAR more insightful than guys but this new breed of un-intellectual social conforming bimbos are just wasting good Earth space and giving way to more dumb babies to be born; polluting this world further with everyone from 1-9. There was a time when Women used to be courageous and bold and in fact even paved the way for Men to follow. In these sorry days, most girls spend their time in fuckin’ malls buying unnecessary cosmetics, covering up their true beauty and filling their vacant heads with empty details about J.Lo’s ass and Britney’s cunt, just so they can impress the guy with the big car, big house and big bank account into fucking them and leading a boring lifeless marriage full of misery, drudgery and heartache. I will continue to pray for a regional parasite outbreak at local tampon factories. Fuck these wasteful vessels of estrogen!
In conclusion, we sure as hell need another Tsunami to clean this shithole up!
One can never deny the genius that was Richard Pryor!
