Necrophilia
This one’s for the guys…
I can’t seem to find anything wrong with Necrophilia. It seems to be illegal in most countries though. Most people seem to think fucking a dead person is morally wrong. How so?
Sure, it does go to show you don’t really have a social life but think about it for a second, in a world where we SELL Gluttonous products like a Value Meal, Pride-inducing vehicles like a Rolls Royce or Lust-harnessing perfumes and colognes – where ADVERTISING is based on creating Envy amongst people causing them to get Angry and Greed for more before wastefully throwing their purchases aside and becoming Slothful pigs – in such a world, there is no reason why you can’t get uncollected bodies at a morgue and market it as a:
All You Can Rape Buffet!
Technically, the issue of consent never really comes up because the person is dead. The bodies are re-useable and even disposable so there won’t be any risks of sexually transmitted diseases owing to multiple partners. These bodies are also uncollected so you won’t find any disgruntled relatives.
Furthermore, I think there should always be an option in the sign off form for relatives to give away their deceased relative for such a cause; obviously they should be remunerated for it; a small fee and a ‘thank you’ card would certainly not hurt. It would definitely ease the burden of funeral fees for the poor.
The illegal prostitution trade would undoubtedly be badly affected by this Buffet and to a certain extent even rapes might be reduced. Such a Buffet would also allow people to express their deepest and vilest sexual fantasies and perversions without any hindrance. It will certainly provide opportunities to youths to experiment with sex without any unwanted repercussions.
Businessmen seeking for affairs need not worry because there are no emotional entanglements or attachments and it will certainly reduce the pent up sexual frustration of the general adult male population in most countries. And best of all, it’s the ONLY time guys can ever say…
“I fucked the living shit out of her…”
and actually mean it, literally…
January 15, 2009 at 7:26 am
It’s a harmless crime. Doesn’t look good in front of your friends, but kept in private, what’s the harm?
January 15, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Exactly.
I must say, you have a great blog!
I wrote a post awhile back called ‘The Mystery of Morality’, have a look at it when you have the time, you might find it interesting.
Take care!
January 15, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Macabre & perverse tendencies huh? So what, as long you do the “Buddhist” thing and use only already expired bodies! I wonder what joy one can find, though, in erotically engaging with somebody who’s stiffer than a plank and quite possibly rigid as stone?
Reminds me of a piece called Paedo, Necro & Coprophilia I uploaded on my blog 2 years ago. You may find mildly amusing
January 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm
If the Zoroastrians and the Tibetans are giving their dead away to vultures, I think we could give some of our dead to some ‘vultures’ as well…
January 15, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I added you onto my blogroll
January 15, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Thank you. I’ve done the same!
January 20, 2009 at 9:07 pm
another nice post from u… ^^
January 20, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Thank you.
February 9, 2009 at 4:11 am
It would certainly make the fear of death more justifiable.
Imagine living a full and happy life. Youv married the love of your life, you have two beautiful children, “Ampang” and “Ampange-ete” . . youv finnaly released that album you always wanted to. Its not a mainstream hit, but those who understand music, truly appreciate it. Your friends think that you are a nice guy. Youv possibly done research which you know in 10 years time will solve Cancer, Aids and Acne
and then.. at the age of 35, momments before that truck smashes into your car…your life flashes before your eyes…and the last thing that you think of, is the possibility that some fat white japanese dude who lives in his mothers basement is going to dress up your corpse in a tutu, stick a vibrator the size of bowling pin up your ass, spread peanut butter on your nipples and cum all over your face – and then say “yummmm….that was sweet”.
Makes youf afterlife abit of a downer doesnt it.
February 9, 2009 at 12:21 pm
“Now as they were eating, Jesus took bread, and after blessing it broke it and gave it to the disciples, and said, “Take, eat; this is my body.”And he took a cup, and when he had given thanks he gave it to them, saying, “Drink of it, all of you, for this is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.”…Matthew 26:26-28